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GuestLurker
- Mar 23, 2017
- #1
*Added because it fits:
I regret everything...
or...
If the Emperor watched the Text to Speech Device (Pt.2)
Alright, since we couldn't keep the main thread clean, I decided to make one for all the extra stuff you guys make that causes derails and angry Mods to show up.
Main thread is here: If the Emperor watched the Text To Speech Device
This is the thread for all the Omakes and derails, but please be responsible with it.
You can have the Thread Emperor react to things, the Throne Emperor react to things, the Thread Emperor react to the Throne Emperor reacting to things, and so on.
You can do it with fanfics or canon or whatever other versions of Warhammer you want.
They can even react to entirely different shows and media (except anime, games, and SCPs due to them having their own threads now), which will go with crossovers into Sidestory.
Please avoid Roleplaying, and if you do, at least try to make in into useful content.
...I'm not sure what else to say, but I might add more in as needed.
Please behave, we probably aren't getting another one.
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Polokun
Dragonheart
- Mar 23, 2017
- #2
So.... an extras thread was made to put in derails from the other thread... and we're not allowed to do roleplaying which was the main source of derails in the last thread.
Makes sense to me! XD
hapcelion
The Abyss gazed back.
- Mar 23, 2017
- #3
Perhaps we should also make a thread specifically for roleplaying so people can mess around with their ideas?
GuestLurker
- Mar 24, 2017
- #4
Polokun said:
So.... an extras thread was made to put in derails from the other thread... and we're not allowed to do roleplaying which was the main source of derails in the last thread.
Makes sense to me! XD
If you roleplay, at least try to turn it into content instead of a bunch of one liners scattered all over.
Polokun
Dragonheart
- Mar 24, 2017
- #5
GuestLurker said:
If you roleplay, at least try to turn it into content instead of a bunch of one liners scattered all over.
What counts as "Content" then? 3 lines? 5 lines? Whats the exact line in the sand here?
GuestLurker
- Mar 24, 2017
- #6
Polokun said:
What counts as "Content" then? 3 lines? 5 lines? Whats the exact line in the sand here?
Not sure, but an actual conversation between characters in the posts would probably be fine.
Try to be responsible about it.
Jaenera Targaryen
- Mar 24, 2017
- #7
Thread-Emperor can react to fanfic? Does this include Alternate Heresy?
GuestLurker
- Mar 24, 2017
- #8
Jaenera Targaryen said:
Thread-Emperor can react to fanfic? Does this include Alternate Heresy?
Sure, the Primarchs can join him too.
H.J. Fleischmann
Sorcerer-Knight of the Serene Lightbulb
- Mar 24, 2017
- #9
Well, I suppose I should have more faith in this, but I am having a hard time imagining people restricting themselves to this place only.
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GuestLurker
- Mar 24, 2017
- #10
H.J. Fleischmann said:
Well, I suppose I should have more faith in this, but I am having a hard time imagining people restricting themselves to this place only.
It gives them a place to go so the mods don't wreck the other one.
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BNG1991
- Mar 25, 2017
- #11
I remember The Lord Inquisitor movie was brought up in one of the TTS episode. I wonder the reaction of the family watching the Prologue...
Phyrexia Unbound
(Verified Pile of Body Horror)
- Apr 1, 2017
- #12
So, how's the write up for the latest special going?
Or, failling that, an actual transcript of the bloody thing.
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H.J. Fleischmann
Sorcerer-Knight of the Serene Lightbulb
- Apr 1, 2017
- #13
Can we get a reaction to this? This alternate universe is truly terrifying...
ArchAIngel
Dance with a nightmare, poi?
- Apr 1, 2017
- #14
...not sure if they'd just sit there and stare, or laugh like madmen.
Jaenera Targaryen
- Apr 1, 2017
- #15
IIRC those are the Primarchs' daughters, aren't they? I can recognize Freya and Miranda standing next to each other on the front row (the two redheads).
EDIT: I can see Angron (once the Primarchs find out more about their possible daughters) laughing with approval at his daughter Furia's attitude. Ditto for Khan, though Russ and Magnus would probably end up brawling (as usual) at the love-hate relationship between Freya and Miranda.
EDIT: My daughter is not a slu*t.
No one said she was, Fulgrim. They just say she's never been caught jumping from one bed to another.
*scuffling sounds as other Primarchs restrain Fulgrim from walloping Magnus*
That is not helping, Magnus.
I suppose you're right Jaghatai.
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Praetor98
- Apr 2, 2017
- #16
This is Heresy. All of it.
Please continue.
Koreanwriter
Adviser (CrW)
- Apr 2, 2017
- #17
Praetor98 said:
Yes
I second this
The primarchs must react to their daughters.
Flameal15k
- Apr 2, 2017
- #18
Koreanwriter said:
I think it would be funny if, after seeing this, some of them actually decide to have families..... then wonder how to start said families.
I mean, did any of the get The Talk?
Koreanwriter
Adviser (CrW)
- Apr 2, 2017
- #19
Flameal15k said:
I think it would be funny if, after seeing this, some of them actually decide to have families..... then wonder how to start said families.
I mean, did any of the get The Talk?
They are primarchs. So I would think that they would have learned about human reproduction. But they would not have thought they could have children.
ArchAIngel
Dance with a nightmare, poi?
- Apr 2, 2017
- #20
Koreanwriter said:
"Father, what are those?"
"Apparently your daughters."
"And how does that work?"
"Well, er, uh, umm..." *Imperatorus Awkwardus*
"Oh, I know! There's books on this! Father, may I use my powers for a moment?"
*Imperatorus Relievus*
"Yes, my son."
*Warp Bullsh*t*
"Now, let's review!"
*Imperatorus Confusus*
"Hold on a moment..."
"-and so the maid offered to knead his big, warm loaf- father?"
"WRONG BOOKS."
Jaenera Targaryen
- Apr 2, 2017
- #21
I will make them as soon as possible.
And by that I meas as soon as lunch is finished.
Polokun
Dragonheart
- Apr 2, 2017
- #22
Koreanwriter said:
They are primarchs. So I would think that they would have learned about human reproduction. But they would not have thought they could have children.
If anything, I would think the Emperor would encourage his kids to procreate. Try to spread that highly evolved human genes around.
Flameal15k
- Apr 2, 2017
- #23
Jaenera Targaryen said:
I will make them as soon as possible.
And by that I meas as soon as lunch is finished.
Well, things are about to get awkward.....
ArchAIngel
Dance with a nightmare, poi?
- Apr 2, 2017
- #24
Polokun said:
If anything, I would think the Emperor would encourage his kids to procreate. Try to spread that highly evolved human genes around.
*looks at Primarch sizes*
*looks at human sizes*
Maybe Magnus with a lot of biomancy.
Polokun
Dragonheart
- Apr 2, 2017
- #25
ArchAIngel said:
*looks at Primarch sizes*
*looks at human sizes*Maybe Magnus with a lot of biomancy.
Nobody said human evolution would be easy.
